December 2008
10 posts
I sat on the floor last night and squirted canned cheese into my dogs’ mouths. I don’t think Cesar Millan would approve, but it was fun!
The Greatness of Minimal
We strive to make a mark even if we don’t realize it. We want people to know we are here, and we are not insignificant. We grasp at whatever attention-grabbing thing we can do to make our presence known; because under the darkness of a winter sky, we don’t want to just fade away. What have I done with my life? Who will remember me? Who will know whether I’ve been here or...
WatchJoey and Lance…I really love having pet rats. They’re more amusing than 100%, no 99.5% of prime-time American television.
Everyone go listen to In Flames and then Duran Duran and see how your brain makes sense of it. I wanna write poems about dead stuff?
My next pairing will be IAMX and early Megadeth. I wanna try these out until I literally snap…orly?
Crappy Music
Everything I hear today (I’m looking and listening to you 99% of bands on Warped Tour) sounds exactly alike to me. How do these “fans” tell all your music apart? Can I say it sucks? No, because I haven’t listened to it, because it all sounds the same. Same way I feel about rap music (except for Kayne and some Jay-Z) and R&B (although Chris Brown is okay even if he...
“Speech is somewhat impoverished” is a nice way of saying “u dun’t talk gud.” Y/Y?
If You Don't Celebrate XMAS, Don't Take The Day...
I’m not against you all hating on the holiday; however, please do not take the day off of work for Xmas or request that day off seeing as how you don’t believe in Xmas, and it’s offensive to you that I have a little tree up sans lights, and you cringe when someone says Merry Xmas and immediately correct them with a click of the tongue and an eyeroll and say “It’s...